Dice Chuckers Pillows

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Dog fetches dice

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

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Keyboard in Heaven

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

'No matter how hard you throw one, no matter how ticked you are, they circle right back to you.'

'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"Let go and let Gary."

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'When my kids get out of line, I threaten to start a 'My Space' page and invite their friends.'

The spots have fallen off a man's dice.

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

"I had to get a real dog. I was allergic to my Chia Pet."

"Are you sure you've got sufficient funds in your account to cover this cheque?"

'Have you tried turning yourself on then off again?'