Dice Chuckers Mugs

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Dog fetches dice

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

tax

Keyboard in Heaven

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

"Let go and let Gary."

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

The spots have fallen off a man's dice.

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

"I had to get a real dog. I was allergic to my Chia Pet."

"Are you sure you've got sufficient funds in your account to cover this cheque?"

'Have you tried turning yourself on then off again?'