Dice Pillows

The spots have fallen off a man's dice.

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

'No ice.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Witch dice.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Essex computer.

Beware of stimulus plans.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

A Kangermoo

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Dog fetches dice

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Snake eyes again!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Dice Cubes

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

Down On My Luck

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Located next to a dice factory is the Nevada Home for Blind Serpents.

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.