Dice T-Shirts

The spots have fallen off a man's dice.

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

'No ice.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Witch dice.

Essex computer.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Dog fetches dice

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

A Kangermoo

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Snake eyes again!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Dice Cubes

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

Located next to a dice factory is the Nevada Home for Blind Serpents.

New Guineas magnificent, bird of paradice.

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.