Dice Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

Gamblers

'I just realized this is the position I use for shooting dice.'

Dice Cubes

I'm not a gambler. I just blow on these dice and they keep serving me drinks.

Gambler

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Witch dice.

Wow. A corner office at last

Essex computer.

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Chess on TV

Kosovo.

Dog fetches dice

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'