Diary Writing Gifts

"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."

"Mind if I journal?"

"Lockdown Day 127 - Encountered strange lifeform beneath the chair."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...'

Stephen Harper's cat painting sign saying Ignatieff for Prime Minister.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Professional woman in pub

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Sponge Blog

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Gigolo Diary

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

One line a day... Diary 2020

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

Mystic's Diary