Diaper Duty Debaters Gifts

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Why it's called child-rearing.

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.