Diaper Duty Debaters Mugs

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Parenting magazines.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gangster Babies

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Why it's called child-rearing.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.