Diaper Duty Expert Mugs

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Changing the baby.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"I think this end is loaded."

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gas Mask.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Baby's high fibre diet

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Mother examines baby's faeces

'creamed peas excepted.'