Diaper Debater Mugs

'It's her ecological footprint.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Like Minded

Verbal Orders

Daisy Diaper Service

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Man milks a book.

And now, for a rebuttal.