Diaper Dealmakers Gifts

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Googoo

Daisy Diaper Service

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Parenting magazines.

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'Occupational hazard.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."

'It's her ecological footprint.'

'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'

'Their problems are just beginning.'

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