Diamonds Pillows

"And so are the payments."

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

'My fiancé would like You to show us the most expensive diamond engagement rings You have...'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"What was I thinking?!"

Elections

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Joe Biden

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

George Papandreou.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

The Hug

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

The Race.

Hit Me

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'The game went into extra innings.'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

From Veep to Potus

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

MP's vote.

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'