Diamonds T-Shirts

"And so are the payments."

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

'My fiancé would like You to show us the most expensive diamond engagement rings You have...'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"What was I thinking?!"

Elections

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Joe Biden

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

George Papandreou.

The Hug

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

The Race.

'The game went into extra innings.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Hit Me

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

MP's vote.

From Veep to Potus

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"You look like a million bucks to me."

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"