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Fred had been spending too much time at the gem: "You need to get more exercise."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"One slice—hold the bread."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

The Atkins Diet.

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

This Green and Pleasant Landfill.

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'Let's not rush into this investment thing too quickly, Maude. Remember, I've still got 6 payments left on your engagement ring.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!'

"Marry you? I don't want to simplify my life that much!"

In the calorie family: 'You're home early?'....'Mrs. Harrison has started dieting again!'

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."