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The devil as a puppeteer

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

The violin lesson

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

That's my son

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

String Quartet Vending Machine

My other viola is a Stradivari.

Eddie Van Halen.

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."

Harpist

Music match.

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the music!

Puppetteer ?

She's just too practical!