String Manipulators T-Shirts

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Ralph Stanley

Heart-shaped guitar

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Jean Philippe Rameau

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Renaissace Music Lovers

Cellist wearing face mask.

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

Eddie Van Halen.

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

Pizzicato Polka

Mandolin Players At Dinner

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

Puppetteer ?

"Here's your words for today ladies."

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

She's just too practical!

Genetic Meddling - sparrow sharks

'We're showing a profit when we make up the numbers.'

"It's his new hobby, string theory."

Caution Dulcimer

'So, you still doing that commodity futures trading thang?'