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"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Dialogue

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Exciting potato bugs.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Conversation between Dogs.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."