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'I wish somebody would say something.'

Meet the Enemy

"This school has too many immigrants."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'I like a woman who knows her own mind and isn't afraid to...'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Dialogue

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

So you're a mocking bird...

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"