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"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."

'Racist.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

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"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Exciting potato bugs.

"How about a hand."

Dialogue

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'