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"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Home Sweet Home

Quantum Psychic

'Romeo and Julietta'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

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"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Romantic Duet

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

The toothfairy

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'I just think we should be together'.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

Dame Edna Sitwell

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Ready; aim...'

Two men in urns holding hands

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!