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"I should start a podcast."

Home Sweet Home

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"We could start a band."

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

Skunk dreaming.

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"Peter come down from there."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Life: Boring Bits

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

'Did I ever tell you that I had a TV show idea called 'Super Nanny' years before this one?. . . Except mine was about a crime-fighting goat.'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"I want to be an executive,sir, and have three hour lunch breaks."