Dial-a-pizza Fan Gifts

"Yeah, this is Dial-A-Pizza!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Menu Dating

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stupid Microwave

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Let's send out for pizza..'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Pisa Hut.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'