Pineapple Pizza Fan Gifts

"Stop staring!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Menu Dating

Big Bang Theory.

Ice shelfie.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Children playing games

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Pie Charts, Inc.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave