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"Yeah, this is Dial-A-Pizza!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Menu Dating

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Stupid Microwave

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Let's send out for pizza..'

'My hero!'

Pisa Hut.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.