Devout Atheist Gifts

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

'Oh my god!'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

New Pope.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...Not according to the holy scriptures of the one true religion...and since they're holy scriptures, they can not be questioned...ever!'

"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."

Do you have an atheist section?

Beating the pandemic

"It may look that way. . . but actually I'm an atheist."

Richard Dawkins realises there is a God after all.

Preacher performs a miracle.

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."