Devout Atheist T-Shirts

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

Spiritual Lives Matter

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Professor Stephen Hawking

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

'Oh my god!'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

The end is near! Wacko. The end is far!

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...Not according to the holy scriptures of the one true religion...and since they're holy scriptures, they can not be questioned...ever!'

New Pope.

"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."

"It may look that way. . . but actually I'm an atheist."

Jeb Bush is a Devout Catholic

Do you have an atheist section?

Beating the pandemic

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

Richard Dawkins realises there is a God after all.

Preacher performs a miracle.