Devilishly Funny Person Pillows

"I'm not worried - I've got after-life insurance."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

'The smoking section, please.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

Publish and Be Damned

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

The lessor of two evils.

A Heated Argument

'They come down here to smoke.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

Summer in Hell

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.