Devilishly Funny Person Gifts

"I'm not worried - I've got after-life insurance."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

'The smoking section, please.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Meowlzebub

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

Heaven and Hell

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Publish and Be Damned

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

The lessor of two evils.

'They come down here to smoke.'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

Summer in Hell

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'