Devilishly Funny Folks Gifts

"Are you coming in, it's lovely and warm?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

The lessor of two evils.

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

Summer in Hell

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Walk the dog.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'