Devilishly Funny Crew Member Gifts

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Bat out of Hell

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Hellbillies.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

Ducks crossing.

A Heated Argument

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

The Neighbours from Hell....

The lessor of two evils.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

'Help.'

"I don't think I'm quite ready for Satan sings the blues!"