Devilishly Funny Crew Member Mugs

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Bat out of Hell

Hellbillies.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Gas Bill

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Heaven and Hell

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Ducks crossing.

'They come down here to smoke.'

A Heated Argument

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

The lessor of two evils.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Summer in Hell