Devilishly Humorous Person Mugs

Fire Regulations in Hell

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Meowlzebub

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"Any references?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Going Down?

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Demonic Repossession.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Heaven and Hell

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Gas Bill

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

The lessor of two evils.

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'