Devilish Humor Hunter Pillows

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Deer Season Open.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Spot Quiz....

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Burnout Syndrome...

Inflatable Duck Boat

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Soccer coach of the year.

"Any references?"

Meowlzebub

Going Down?

"Nasty sunburn."