Devilish Humor Hunter T-Shirts

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Garden variety allergies."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Burnout Syndrome...

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Nasty sunburn."

Going Down?

"Any references?"

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Meowlzebub

Soccer coach of the year.

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."