Developmental Psychologist Mugs

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'What's play?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"You're welcome."

"I need to know who started it."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"