Child Psychology Mugs

'You'll have to excuse George: he suffers from perfectly normal child disorder.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

The problem child (Revised edition).

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

'His imaginary friend's been bullying him again...'

'Timmy, experience is what you get when you don't actually get what you want.'

'...and this trophy is for going shopping for school clothes!'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

A Whispered Appeal.

Simon Says 'Cross'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Sometimes, sitting in the sandbox like this, I realize I've been a disappointment to my parents.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Top 100 causes of eating disorders...

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabble!'

'Don't you realize, Jason, that when you throw furniture out the window and tie your sister to a tree, you make Mommy and Daddy very sad?'

"Forty-six years later and I still hadn't made it out of the naughty corner."

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Did he sin?"

Method, Discipline, Professionalism, Feral children.

"Bobby does have a tendency to be a bit active!"

Social networks and children

'I know what you mean... These things used to help me concentrate. Now they just get me to normal.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

4 steps to tantrum.

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Superhero Dreams