"I dreamed you guys divorced and I had to choose whose basement to live in!"
Child Psychology Enthusiast Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates the fascinating world of child psychology. Expertly designed and filled with wit, it's an ideal gift for enthusiasts who love a good morning brew.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"They grow up so fast."
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
"She's been so creative lately."
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'The child is very illogical'
"That's not how I sat on you."
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."
Children's artwork exhibition.
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
'What's play?'
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"I need to know who started it."
'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'
"You're welcome."
Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.
"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"
"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."
'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'
'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'
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