Child Psychology Buff Mugs

'I appreciate your memo calling for more tolerant and forgiving parents. Now, what did you do this time?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'What's play?'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I need to know who started it."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"You're welcome."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."