Child Psychologist Humorist Mugs

“Children hate me.”

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"That's not how I sat on you."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Children's artwork exhibition.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'What's play?'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I need to know who started it."

"You're welcome."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'