“Children hate me.”
Child Psychologist Humorist Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their space with our child psychologist-inspired pillows. A whimsical way to showcase their personality and brighten up any room.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"They grow up so fast."
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
"She's been so creative lately."
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'The child is very illogical'
"That's not how I sat on you."
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
Children's artwork exhibition.
'What's play?'
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"
Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.
"I need to know who started it."
"You're welcome."
'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'
Child Psychologist Humorist Pillows Collection
Child Psychologist Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for child psychologists who appreciate a good laugh and a warm coffee moment.
Child Psychologist Humorist Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate the rewarding work of child psychologists with wit and charm, ideal for decorating their office or home.
Child Psychologist Humorist T-Shirts
Discover amusing and stylish t-shirts designed for child psychologists who love to demonstrate their sense of humor and professional pride.