Educational Psychologist Mugs

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

'A-D-D...are these your grades or your diagnosis?'

'I shouldn't worry - soon he'll meet someone who'll give him a good hiding and then he'll get the message. . .'

"What kind of a future is that for us?"

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Culture Saturday

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'When did you last meet your targets?'

Books Providing Bright Idea

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."