Developing A Sitcom Pillows

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

Zombie standup

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

How's the writer's block?

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

Mensans Behaving Badly

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

Further Sanctions

Cull TV producers who think programs are improved by putting scrolling notices at the bottom of the screen.

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

'We'll forget about it this time, Hopkins. I've been known to overlook things myself.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

Clown in clown car, "Well I don't think the company car is such a perk"

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Canned laughter

Prisoner escape

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference