Classic Sitcoms Pillows

Three bears watching Porridge on three different size tvs,

Before the Internet

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Happy Birthday!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

"Keeps falling into wells? Histrionic personality disorder, if you ask me."

Gilligan's Elevator.

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Barney Fife

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'