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Three bears watching Porridge on three different size tvs,

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

Before the Internet

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Happy Birthday!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Norman Fell

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Matthew Perry.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

'Don't tell me it's not a cyberattack. Every channel is showing 'I Love Lucy'.'

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

"Keeps falling into wells? Histrionic personality disorder, if you ask me."

Barney Fife

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

Moe-hawk.

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

I heard that Rex Morgan, M.D. is in the hospital

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."