Detox T-Shirts

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

Well that's me detoxed!

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Well, after you've eliminated all the toxins in your body, could you take the car for it's MOT."

'How is the detox going?'

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Be Healthy

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Live Stream

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.