Detox Pillows

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

Well that's me detoxed!

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Well, after you've eliminated all the toxins in your body, could you take the car for it's MOT."

'How is the detox going?'

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."

Be Healthy

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Live Stream

Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

Books and Phones

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."