Detoxing Pillows

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

"Can I get back to you? I'm eliminating toxins."

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Detox meets Botox.

"Let's have a detox binge!!"

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Be Healthy

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'We don't text anymore.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."