Detox Dynamo Pillows

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Romance

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Engineer on the move.

Crop duster wanted.

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'

'How is the detox going?'

Honey badger do care.

Well that's me detoxed!

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

High Kick

"Done saving the world for today."

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

Tube men dancing.

'This your dog, buddy?!'