Detox Dynamo Gifts

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Romance

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Engineer on the move.

Crop duster wanted.

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'How is the detox going?'

Honey badger do care.

Well that's me detoxed!

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

High Kick

"Done saving the world for today."

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

Tube men dancing.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."