Political Detoxer T-Shirts

Celebrate their desire to disconnect with a witty t-shirt that captures the need for political relief—comfortable, humorous, and a great way to make a subtle statement.

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"At last — no Trump."

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Be Healthy

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“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.” mockup

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!" mockup

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

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"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’." mockup

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!" mockup

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

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Live Stream

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Screen Time vs Book Time

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?" mockup

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens." mockup

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

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Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back mockup

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

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"Don't open me, you fool!"

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"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet. mockup

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

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America Off-line.

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Giving Things Up For Lent.

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"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you." mockup

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

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"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar." mockup

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

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It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die! mockup

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K." mockup

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

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"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!" mockup

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

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'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?' mockup

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

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The Lost Tribe

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'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.' mockup

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

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'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.' mockup

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

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"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired. mockup

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

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"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news." mockup

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

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"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them." mockup

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

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Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone. mockup

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

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Children's games and technology

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"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.". mockup

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

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Political Detoxer T-Shirts Collection

Political Detoxer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for political detoxers—witty, calming, and perfect for turning any coffee break into a moment of escape.

Political Detoxer Pillows

Discover cozy pillows crafted for those needing a moment of peace—ideal for creating a relaxing space away from political noise.

Political Detoxer Prints

Add a humorous touch to their decor with prints that celebrate the art of taking a political pause—perfect for any relaxing space.